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Tagged by the lovely OdettesKuramitsu.
Parent meme here: OC(s) Interview ^^
Let us commence.

Rules:
1. Choose 1/ 2 / 3 of your OCs.
2. Your OC must ANSWER each question as truthfully as possible.
3. Journal title should be "OC's Interview".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you wish.
5. Have fun!!!


Excessive exclamation encouraged.
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Picking OCs:
1. Jack - Jack Halfdead 11-4-14 by SaintOfTheDragons
2. Spydr - Spydr Superhero Sketch 11-6-14 by SaintOfTheDragons
3. KEX - :iconsaintofthedragons:

1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?

1) Jack: "For a man without a voice, names are a luxury, don't you think?"
2) Spydr: "Who's calling?"
3) KEX: "I'm sorry, I don't partake in registration services."

Ahem. Let's try this again.
This is an interview, gentlemen. The government is your friend. Tell them everything you know.

1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?

Jack: "Jack."
Spydr: "Mason Hecker."
KEX: "KEX-105-173, ... that's what the dogtags say..."

2. Interesting... what's your current age?

Jack: "Tsch."
Spydr: "I'm more of a timeless classic, to be honest."
KEX: "GM-Synth Fetuses have ages? ...I'll write that down."

Question successfully dodged. Next:

3. Uh-huh. What's your favorite food?

Jack: "Who are you."
Spydr: "Whatever mom cooks, that's the safest answer, right?"
KEX: "Burritos, vamos dar una fiesta! Jajajaja! Yiyiyia!"

4. Interesting... what's your favorite drink?

Jack: "Who do you work for."
Spydr: "Coffee gives me this tingly feeling."
KEX: "No, nothing that strong. Water straight-up. Finding methods of intake is the tricky bit."


5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover? 

Jack: "I don't have time for this."
Spydr: "Um... would if I could...? XD"
KEX: "Those implications have been out of the dictionary for about twenty years. Something like, 'Archaic, adj.' Then again, that was back before they instituted libido reduction--"

ALRIGHT, thanks for the info KEX. You guys are doing great. The government loves you.

6. Aww! Have you kissed yet?

Jack: "I'm done here."
Spydr: :iconforeveraloneplz:
KEX: "Out here cacti are probably the best kissers. That's a no, by the way. I don't kiss cacti..."

Wait, this isn't the government...

7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?

For freaking real? This is a survey? This is a survey.

Jack:---

...Everyone? Where'd Jack go? Anyone see him go?

KEX: "Wow, uh, no. And I don't miss anything."
Spydr: "He's like a depressed friggin ninja- wait, we can just walk out?"

No, you can't just "walk out". You're still in this.

Spydr: "Didn't see you stopping him."

It doesn't work like that. He probably went to the bathroom.

Spydr: "Automatic benefit of the doubt? So what, now he's like, your favorite?"

Watch it, smartass.

KEX: "It would probably be wise to-"

<<"SHUT UP.">>

I drew that worthless mouth of yours and I can just as well undraw it.


8. Who's your favorite author?

Twain.

KEX: "They burned the books, but I got my hands on some Booker T. Washington- and George Orwell's 1984."
Spydr: "Gee, wow, whoever wrote this brilliant story."

What are you saying.

Spydr: "Oh- ohohoh, I know... um, you suck."

And you'd somehow escape my incompetence?

Spydr: "What does that even mean!"

It means that no matter how much I suck, you suck worse because I made you.

Spydr: "... you just broke my worldview..."

*crunch*crunch*
Jack: "...Hey."

:stare:

Jack: "...Popcorn?"
KEX: "ME."

PFFT. Give me that.

9. Now what's your biggest fear?

Jack: "I'll just head back out now."

:iconepicstareplz: YOU. SIT. BACK. DOWN.

KEX: "Being re-established to the registration roster, and resuming protection service would be pretty terrible. There's probably a laser mindwipe between now and then."
Spydr: "I would hate to get swallowed by a Golgothite. They're freaking ugly, plus you seen the teeth on those freaks?"

10. *stifles a giggle* I'm not laughing... *bursts out laughing* Sorry. Any siblings?

Jack: "None related. My mother wasn't exactly keen on having kids. Especially not me."
KEX: "The entire Biobrotherhood, and they are all literally trying to kill me."
Spydr: "No, but my cousin Carol is the best. She's been a serious inspiration and the best sis I could even have, shoutout to my cuz!"

11. Almost done, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?

Jack: "There are no heroes. Only the idiots who make themselves out to be, the dreamers who try to be, and the fools who think they are."
KEX: "It's probably my friend Ashe, she's been helping me get a clue now for some time now. I wouldn't have made it very far without her."
Spydr: "Charles Darwin, because he invented genetics."

He didn't invent genetics.

Spydr: "He invented genetics."

12. Okay, who's your worst enemy?

Jack: "There is no 'worst', and there are no 'enemies'. Everyone is responsible for the same sin, and I'm going to watch from a distance."
KEX: "My skinny jeans. Seriously, it was all I could find. Ashe says they show how unmanly I look."
Spydr: "LAG."

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?

Jack: "Then we'd have a real existential problem."
KEX: "She already wears skinny pants." :|

WOW.

Spydr: "If Charles Darwin lagged, we wouldn't have genetics. Yeah, so we're boned."

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?

Jack: "I'll ask why he did this to me."
KEX: "This is your idea of a world? You must be a pretty crappy person."
Spydr: "I'd say 'hi'."

:trollface:

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up? 

Jack: "What, you think we're frigging kids?"

Spydr's a kid.

KEX: "I might paint."
Spydr: "Particle physicist. It sounds really fancy."

16. What's your worst nightmare?

Jack: "I fear existing forever."
KEX: "Dying....
...Again."
Spydr: "Most definitely waking up and finding my computer died."

17.What's your life-long dream?

Jack: "To never wake up, always sleep."
KEX: "Finally get away from the biobrothers and farm potatoes in peace!"
Spydr: "Don't burden me with planning. Eugh."

18.What would you do if your life-long dream came true?

Jack: "Keep sleeping."
KEX: "Farm potatoes!" :iconsuperw00tplz:
Spydr: "Planning hurts the mind."

19. Okay, where's your favorite place to relax?

Jack: "A flat surface."
KEX: "Under a roof."
Spydr: "I never chill. Coffee, ftw."

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?

Jack: "Leaving."

Guys! Don't go!

Spydr: "Yep, he's about right. I'm hungry. Got food? Didn't think so."
KEX: "I can't fit the popcorn through my mask vents- MRPHURP"

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Well this was embarrassing.
This was the fruit of a couple hours and some questions so simple yet mind-boggling to answer when it came down to it. For a short while I wasn't going to post this. Now not only will I be posting it, but I will start a new character meme myself.
Have a nice day.

Special thanks again to OdettesKuramitsu

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